Tired of waiting months (or years) for your keycap set? Wish a vendor would just… vanish with your money already? GMK Exit Scam does exactly that, with zero paperwork and 100% style points.

This limited “release” pays tribute to the fine art of the classic exit: flashy promises, drool-worthy renders, and a checkout button that somehow feels both thrilling and slightly concerning. Every keycap is a reminder that in this hobby, nothing is guaranteed, not your cash, not your trust, and definitely not your patience.

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Features You’ll Totally Love

Guaranteed Disappearance
Your set may or may not arrive. That’s the thrill.

Built-in Panic
Comes preloaded with frantic tracking refreshes and late-night Discord lurking.

Optional Refunds
Only available in your imagination.

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Forecasted Timeline

IC: Now
GB: Soon™
Production: In progress
Delivery: Q4 2029 (see mood)

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Updates

June 2027 → Colour matching
Oct 2028 → Sample rejected
Jan 2029 → Revised ETA

 

please do not open a chargeback dispute T^T